Forgiveness

Our water bill arrived yesterday. I was horrified at how much water a 2.5 person household could use so I committed to cutting down our water usage. Starting with showers.

Shower time came. It was hot and it was long. Then I felt guilty.

This got me thinking about forgiveness. In order to be forgiven one must forgive. So it’s time.

Twilight.

A few years ago a friend told me to buy a fantastic book called Twilight.  She said ‘in fact, buy all three because once you start you won’t be able to put them down’. So I did. And I put them down.  For a long time. Eventually I was persuaded to pick them back up again in case they got better and I missed something. I wouldn’t have missed anything. As far as I can see it is about a girl who says ‘I don’t deserve you’ and a vampire who says ‘I have to protect you’.  For three whole books. Then the fourth book came out and I was forced to read it in case she died. She doesn’t die. That is a lot of wasted time.

Is there a patron saint of forgiving authors who have frustrated and wasted time? I am going to need all the help that I can for this one.

Here it goes.

Stephenie Meyer, I forgive you.

Dead Lines

Saving Franchesca, Melina Marchetta 

A Gathering Light Jennifer Donnelly

Hating Alison Ashley, Robin Klein

Charlotte’s Web, EB White 

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, JK Rowling

I hate the organised person’s grand piece of advice to the procrastinator. Just set yourself a dead line and stick to it.  Okay sure. Oi, you, fat kid over there. Just use your will power and don’t burry your face in that bowl of Smarties. Easy.

But this week I had a deadline and I didn’t set it myself. Consequently, I have ticked a number of books off the ‘to-read’ list.

I paid fifty cents for Charlotte’s Web two years ago at a Lions Club second hand book store set up in a shed.  Oh what an amazing day that was. There is nothing better than taking your pile of books up to the old man behind the counter and, after using a pencil to scribble down some numbers on a scrap of paper, he looks up at you and says ‘I am going to have to charge you twelve dollars for these love’. Oh, okay.

At the time of the purchase I thought I had already read Charlotte’s Web, but for fifty cents who could say no. At about page six things started to become a little new to me. Turns out I had watched the movie when I was younger and started to read the book, but never finished it. So unlike me. You will be pleased to know though, the pig lives.

Hating Alison Ashley, however, was one that I certainly had read as a kid. And loved. I was fixated with the name Erica for years after that book. Yet, as I was re-reading there was something that I couldn’t get out of my mind. Something that was really ruining the experiences for me. Delta Goodrem. After seeing the movie all I could picture was Delta Goodrem as Alison Ashley. How could they! They have managed to turn Alison Ashley into someone you hated to love - into someone you just hated.

Now why wasn’t that essay on a topic that I actually had an opinion about!

What would Nancy Drew do

One book down and one step closer to developing an argument. I even managed to read the essay question.

My words-per-day-calculation has followed its customary fashion.  Seven days to write 2500 words, that’s 350 words a day, highly doable… Four days to write 2500 words, that’s 625 words a day, quite doable… Two days to write 2500 words, that’s 1250 words a day, cancel all plans and eat cereal direct from the box only, but doable… One day to write 2500 words. Oh crap.  

Reading Half Moon Investigations reignited my childhood mystery sleuth envy. I always wanted to be Nancy Drew. She solved mysteries AND had a car. The closest I got though was a folded newspaper that I pretended was Penny’s computer book.  I made my sister pretend to be Brain and I would talk to her through my imaginary wristwatch communicator.  Of course we couldn’t be more that five metres apart from each other because the imaginary watch on my arm didn’t actually transmit messages. She would complain that it wasn’t fair that Penny got to have the computer book and the watch. I told her that Brain had all the exciting disguises though and she was satisfied. Sucker, Penny was way cooler! I think I have just worked out why I want an iPad so much.

But now it is time to ask What Would Nancy Drew Do and solve the mystery of the vanishing time.

Cheating

Half Moon Investigations

Eoin Colfer

Published 2006

Purchased circa July 2009

I am cheating a little. And I guess this comes with a confession.  I have an essay due. Which, of course, means that everything else looks far better than actually writing anything subject related.  I had weeded in between the pavers of the patio area, so naturally, the next thing to do was start a blog.

This means that any progress I make through the library this week will be on a quest to find books that support my argument.  Once I decide exactly what that is.  After I have read the question.

Right now though, I am going to scrub the grout in the bathroom that I have been meaning to do for months. Then sort the cutlery.  I guess then, after some lunch, I should read the essay question and crack open Half Moon Investigations.

The unread library

I love books. I love buying books. I love walking out of the library with big piles of books. I don’t love paying overdue fines on books that haven’t been read and I don’t love being reminded of all the books in my library that also haven’t been read. I do love books, but I rarely finish anything that I start. End result – A LOT of over due notices and A LOT of books in my library I haven’t read.

But that is all about to change, because one by one each one of those books will be finished. Starting tomorrow.